Name: There's Something In My Eggnog
Duration: P00H02M59S
Description: A wild and mysterious adventure to rescue Santa's workshop from evil billionaires, enlisting help from familiar Christmas friends along the way!

There's Something In My Eggnog

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A wild and mysterious adventure to rescue Santa's workshop from evil billionaires, enlisting help from familiar Christmas friends along the way!

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Christmas night three years ago I spent it all alone
A festive movie marathon, a bottle of my own

Christmas night three years ago I spent it all alone
A festive movie marathon, a bottle of my own
Til I got a visit from an angel
Who took me away to somewhere special

And all of a sudden my life became stop motion
As I soared across the ocean in a fog

Was this a Christmas miracle?
Or was there something in my eggnog?

Santa’s Workshop needs my help, it’s been taken over
(been taken over)
By Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and even Zuckerberg
I watched as they chained Rudolph to a Tesla Sled
Forced to deliver tax-cuts to other billionaires instead

And all of a sudden it all became stop motion
As I stormed across the North Pole through the fog

Was this a Christmas miracle?
Or was there something in my eggnog?

McClane and McAllister secured the perimeter
While Ralphie with his Red Ryder swore he’d make those bastards learn

Was this a Christmas miracle?
Or was there something in my eggnog?
So let’s all raise a glass and toast
whatever’s in this eggnog

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released November 24, 2023
Tim Nash - Vocals, Lyrics, Bells
Alex Auer - Backing vocals, Bass, Guitar
Scott Blair - Guitar solo

Walker DuBois - Art
Spencer Brochard - Mixing, Mastering

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